Aug
18th
Mon
18th
this didn’t much matter when I could at any time press the red button and check out the extraordinarily uplifting sight of the US men’s swimming relay team.
‘And we’ll just show you that again… ladies,’ said Gabby generously as we cut to Michael Phelps and friends standing poolside, ripped and stripped of those unsexy swimming condoms, celebrating yet another victory in glorious slo-mo.
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SplishSplash FlipFlap freak defeats Mustachioed Poseur in gaudy tawdry baubleism parade
Ladies damp. Down there. In the pool.
Oh gull me now, with your floatstroke condom on.
Tuppence for a locker.
