21st
digiSelf obsession reaches delusional stage, as narcissus.me emerges from deadpool
With a reverse ripple as the water sighed with lust and incredulity that such beauty could want to leave its slick bosom, the mythoSexgod Narcissus updived from the golden reflecting pool he had temporarily fallen into, to banish a generation’s woe at the ugliness of their lives. And make goldenpots too.
‘Darlings, my darlings,’ he declaimed to waiting flashpop wielders on the liquid lip this sunrise, ‘we do not have to stand this. No longer must our world revolve around other people. By giving me all your loving at narcissus.me, it can revolve around me. Kiss me kiss me kiss me kiss me … Somebody? Anybody? OK I’ll do it myself.’ He then proceeded to perform a selflove act. Everybody made an excuse and stayed.
Said a panGreco expertologist linked to the scene via mediatart, ‘Narcy boy is Narcy boy. What can you do? When I had him in the back of my cab once, well… sorry, I might need to perform a selflove act now too.’
Narcissus.me will debut on Bubbadaq at tuppence a share.
